‘Janesy's Duvet Day Dictionary’

Absenteeism

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Well that’s a fitting first entry to my duvet day dictionary isn’t it, hm? Fitting because there’s nothing more scabrous than someone who throws a sickie just because they can’t face another meeting with the bearded consultant who’s charging £2000 a day to tell you that there’s no I in ‘team’.
Of course, the word scabrous [...]

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Acting managers

Friday, February 27th, 2009

Now here’s a reason to stay under the duvet: acting managers. You get one of three things when faced with an acting manager. Either someone so gimpily feckless that they’re unable to punch straight holes or someone so besotted with his own accidental rise to seniority that they make Hitler look like a grieving widow. The [...]

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Agendas

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

That’s right, agendas. You know, the lists that purport to be precise reasons to meet, only that the carefully crafted schedules are rendered utterly meaningless exactly 36 seconds after the start of said meeting when the navel-gazing gimp in the corner takes umbrage at the way a comma was used in the latest set of [...]

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