Heave! Heave!
February 4, 2008 – 12:09 pm by CathIt’s all gorn quiet on the blog front, I know, but I’ve got a tidy reason for once. On 10 January I gave birth to my first child – Ava Grace - resulting in much chaos, wonder and midwife-targetted abuse. The latter was very therapeutic, I admit, even though there’s not enough money, maternal instinct or chocolate in the world to make me go through the whole terrible process a second time. And it only lasted seven hours too. Anyway, I digress.
Ava is here which is why, blogwise, I am not. She’s a fabulously organised and gorgeous child, much like her mother, which results in everything being plain sailing so far. But blogs are the last thing I’m going to be bothered about while I have such a great excuse to loll about on the sofa, chucking my empty beer cans at the Jeremy Kyle Show. See, it’s not having a baby that turns your brain to breastmilk. It’s the horrors of daytime telly that do it. I won’t rant about said issue now – there’s a small child asleep on my cofee table (long story) who’s due for a scoff – but let it just be said that an issue it is and one I intend to shake my fist at at a later date.
Anyway, I’ll try to pop up again here over the coming weeks, in between feeds, sleep and visits from the police as they attempt to restrain me from anyone of a midwifical (if that’s not a word it should be) bent. Until then you just go and enjoy the peace and quiet. No, don’t worry about me. Nope, I’ll be fine, really, I’ve only another 18 years to go. Jammy buggers.
cath
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