Bloody interweb
October 19, 2007 – 2:39 pm by CathNow Uncle Wilco, the steaming brain behind my website, is a genius. He knocks out the likes of this site and www.readersheds.co.uk in the same nonchalant way that I root through my bellybutton fluff. I don’t know how he does it.
No, really I don’t. And I know that much because it’s now Friday afternoon and I’ve spent the entire morning wrestling with weblinks and uploads and instruction pages that look like the insane blatherings of Bram Stoker’s Renfield . And I’m still clueless when it comes to making this site even vaguely literate. I managed my testimonial pages easily enough - it only took me fifteen attempts to get the spacing right. And the home page was easy too. I mean, I only deleted all of my work once meaning that I had to start from bleedin’ scratch. And I only had to change one word on my contact page which almost disappointed me with its ease.
But as for the bloody cuttings page….Look, you are going to have to wait. I’ve clicked, double-clicked and even indulged in a little light abuse of the keyboard but all to no obvious avail. So I’m now waiting for the Wilco genius to email me a resigned sigh along with instructions on how to hit the ‘return’ key. Then you’ll be privy to my entire journalistic history, should you really want to be. And I can promise you that my writing is laughably better than anything I can do with a mouse.